When I die..

When I die,I seriously think it'd be kick ass to really mess with all my friends and family. That's why at my funeral, I really want to do something spectacular. Something so that nobody will ever forget me.

Here's my idea: At my funeral, I'll have a closed casket. That way, everybody will think that my body is inside. Little do they know, however, that when people are sobbing and praying, or whatever it is they do at funerals, my body will drop down from the ceiling suspended on wires. The lights will go down, a strobe light will turn on, and techno music will play in the background as my corpse flops and floats around while soaring over the heads of my loved ones.God,I'd give anything to see the looks on their faces.But then the whole point behind being dead is you can't experience such privileges.So I have decided that I'll conduct the same fiasco,if u wanna call it that, on somebody else.Hhmm, there are so many names that come to my mind now. Its hard to choose.But you can't have a funeral unless you're dead. SO i'll have to accomplish that task also myself.

So i Choose You.. yes [You] only.

My heart quivers at the pleasure of killing you first cos the primary objective of having a funeral is to 'Honour' the 'dead' dude.You are most welcome to post any of your comments and suggestions.Thank you for your kind co operation,i'm sure you had nothing better to do anyway cos u all lead miserable miserable lives.

>>God damn I am such the fucker<<