FEm

I hate it when people ask me for my opinion and feel bad when i tell them the truth.. I'm brutally honest; if you don't want me to be honest, then don't ask me. I hate it when girls ask,
'What do you think about this top'? When I say its skimpy and it sucks, they're like ' Hey don't be mean its sucha pretty top and i like it, neha liked it and she's a fashion designer and she liked it and all my friends liked it. ' Unlike Neha, i'm not a designer. I'm no judge of tops and bottoms, so why ask me in the first place?
n then i used to have this other friend who always used to ask 'Do these pants make me look fat?' I'm like, 'No, your fat makes you look fat. All the pants' trying to do is get off you.'

n i also hate it when people take me for granted.. i try to be a nice guy and lend a couple books to a friend S and its been almost 2 months... not a word allthis while and when i finally ask for them.. comes the reply.. "Fine, you can have 'em after two days".. as if she doing me a favor by returning them... [??] .. fine i can live with a li'l attitude.. but two days pass n still nothing... still no sign of my stuff!!! what am i.. running a free library or what// if she were a guy.. she would have got a much deserved kick in the butt long back..

but nevertheless i call her still cos i desperately need those books.. and here's what she has to say about it..

S: "Andy dont bug me yaar, i'm unwell"

Me: ''why what happened to you..''

S: ''Nothing!!'' [???!!!]

The above was repeated thrice during the course of that telephonic conversation. Now listen up, I'm not some sorta telepathic dude like one of those zero bodyhaired bald beings from that movie Minority Report to be able to understand whats wrongwith you and even them beings needed a poolful of molten jelly to do their thingy.

[I've had it with this S female cos she makes no sense and females as a rule generally dont make any sense whatsoever and here i take this opportune moment to define the word Female.. it can be deduced that a female is a male with a 'Fe' and what does this 'Fe' stand for..u might be wondering..the answer, my dear reader is Fe stands for inFErior.]

Yes, I am a Male Chauvinistic Pig and i wholeheartedly approve the above paranthesis.

so blow me.

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