Now in Pink..!!

Here's the situation:I'll be sitting in my usual 'work' position,in which i put my legs on the table infront of my sofa while watching TV.i leave my feet on the floor,because i have detachable legs.

No,seriously,my legs are attached to my feet,which are propped up on my table while i ponder the kind of question that,in my role as a leading opinion maker,i am often called upon to answer,such as who is the ultimate beech.. is it Jassi / Parvati/ Kashish / or that callcentre bimbo ?

While i am pondering over this, my phone rings. I answer..I hear the caller say.."grppllebbeplleekisht"Unfamiliar with the language the caller was conversing in i hang up..

Now People,I have no problem completing level fifty in FreeKick on my cellphone. When I need to listen to an mp3 in it,its ready. If i wanna take pix or an mms vid of that hot chick who stays in the flat behind my home, its there in handy. When I want to use it as a walkie-talkie so I could pretend to be a GI Joe like I did when I was four, even that's no problem. In fact, my cellphone lets me do just about everything except have a simple conversation.

Thanks for all the extra features guys, but it doesn't really matter when I still have to climb on top of the roof wearing a tinfoil jumpsuit to get decent reception.By the way, Why the hell are you pink now.. doesn't make any difference does it.. Pink is a slutty colour!! not like i'll get better reception if i wear pink... will i??

Don't forget what the primary purpose of a cellphone is: To ANNOY people in movie theaters and it irritates me even more when i see my service provider's advertisements..i mean Who the hell wants a dog following you wherever you go i mean come on.. you don't want a mutt sniffing about your ass when you're in the loo.. thats just plain perverted.

but then if you like such things i think you have some serious fetish problems to sort out... I recommend some medical attention..to the dog.. myuhahaha!!!!

By the way, just in case you're still wondering, the answer's Tulsi!!

HUTCH..CHEEE!!!! god bless me.. :D