Occasionally, I've been known to be somewhat opinionated. Oops...just caught that typo in time. I have been known to be VERY opinionated. I have at least two opinions on just about every topic. I am sure there are times when people have felt like rearranging my face.Unfortunately [for them!] there is no legal method for them to do that.Being a kind and generous individual, I have been searching for ways to help these unfortunate victims of my over-active opinionation.Finally, I have found a way to rearrange my face.To help them out, I have grown a beard.
Here is how to grow a beard. [Ladies, please don't try this at home.Some so-called 'Ladies' i know neednt try at all.. they already have a beard n muchi n the works..] .. so here goes..
On Day 1, I did nothing.
On Day 2, I did nothing again.
On Day 3, Idid nothing twice.
On Day 4, I verified that nothing was still being done.
Then I simply repeated the cycle.It's been about two weeks, and my face is definitely rearranged.
To tell the truth, the decision to grow my beard was not just to atone for my hyperopinionation. In fact, what I really wanted to do was to see how I looked in a beard. Curiosity is the real reason I have been growing a beard.Oops... there I go, catching a typo again.that line should have read:
"Laziness is the real reason I have been growing a beard."
Truth be told, I did the four-day nothing cycle more by accident. When you have nobody to impress, the days can just kindof get away from you. Before I knew it, I had the foundation of a growing beard.That's when I got curious. And lazy.
Anyway,I think my curiosity is settled. I am still lazy, but I am ready to shave off my beard. Unfortunately, my girlfriend hasnt yet seen it, so I am keeping it on by special request until she can see it. Dueto a heavy schedule, that visit might be a while.
Oops. Silly me... i have saved me from inaccuracy once more. I just realised that due to being too lazy to shave my beard, that visit might be a while... and i waitaminnit... who girlfriend...??? :?
But i shall definitely shave tomorrow, because its madhulika's engagement and im gonna get butchered if i turn up in my present avataram.. what if i dont get let in cos i look like a goon... can't let all that food goto waste kada.. ;)
over n out
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so you asked for a good comment.
here's one.
lose some weight before you grow a beard. (no that wasn't the good part. wait for it.)
well written, funny.
write more often ra, you really do write pretty well..
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