i met a woman today who was either
a) a vampire who just had blood for lunch
b) a human who just had blood for lunch.
c) an insecure woman with a boring face who decided to cosmetize her natural lips with an unnatural 'bright crimson hue', as described on her lipstick stick [?] or the color red, as non-discerning men like me would call it.
my discerning readers have already realized what i'm talking about - today's topic: what is with Red lipstick and women who wear them?
there are very few people who look good in red lipstick, and those clowns usually juggle for a living. of course, there are a few women who are able to pull it off - dimple kapadia and madhuri dixit. but the fact remains, red lipstick looks horrible on most women, and all men.
there have been literally thousands of names for the same color of lipstick over the years. yet there are only about three shades of red - dark red, red and light red. Period. And i mean that grammatically, not menstrually. although the context of it makes sense now that i think about it.
i dread the day a new lipstick brand launches into the market and they hire me to come up with names for their same-yet-different-shades of red lipsticks. how does menstrual red sound?
over n out
a) a vampire who just had blood for lunch
b) a human who just had blood for lunch.
c) an insecure woman with a boring face who decided to cosmetize her natural lips with an unnatural 'bright crimson hue', as described on her lipstick stick [?] or the color red, as non-discerning men like me would call it.
my discerning readers have already realized what i'm talking about - today's topic: what is with Red lipstick and women who wear them?
there are very few people who look good in red lipstick, and those clowns usually juggle for a living. of course, there are a few women who are able to pull it off - dimple kapadia and madhuri dixit. but the fact remains, red lipstick looks horrible on most women, and all men.
there have been literally thousands of names for the same color of lipstick over the years. yet there are only about three shades of red - dark red, red and light red. Period. And i mean that grammatically, not menstrually. although the context of it makes sense now that i think about it.
i dread the day a new lipstick brand launches into the market and they hire me to come up with names for their same-yet-different-shades of red lipsticks. how does menstrual red sound?
over n out
6 comments:
am waitin to c wat kinda comments u gonna get for this..!
shouldn't that list read dimple kapadia, madhuri dixit AND gitu reddy? :D
limping back to life after coma eh :) wb to blogosphere dude!
okay ra i'm gonna follow your advice - let's go.
how about a woman who forgot to apply chapstick and then her skin got all chapped and started bleeding so people mistook her for a vampire and thus she was outcast from society and for revenge she actually started to feed on young hot-blooded males like yourself, thus turning upon the very society that frowned upon chapped lips by doing the very thing she was outcast for, literally applying the kiss of death to her nubile victims!
which brings me to the question of the day: is hiv/aids transmitted through kissing chapped lips?
yeah.. writing like andy is easy :D
lmao!!!!! hahaha yamazing thought!
Why is this bothering you soo much...get over it and invest your life into something productive instead of wasting time on petty things!
@mayank: Thanks bhai :)
@ anon: Usually I refrain from responding to anonymous comments since those people are stuck-up ignorant wimps who are under the delusion that they are the judges of all and sundry in the world. But in your case, I am going to make a difference. Thanks for the serious life advice lady (I’m convinced you’re one). I am happy that someone out there cares for my upliftment and if you know me in person, you will have seen that I do a lot of productive things in my life. For starters, I definitely do not comment under the cloak of anonymity on people’s blogs if I do not like something written on it. I just move on. Here’s a tip lady – Start taking your own advice, will you? Thank you very much.
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