I came up with a morning ritual today that I HAVE to blog about . I call it 'the Terminator.' First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the moltenmetalguy from the second movie, not the chick in the third one because that one sucked, and I start to hum the Terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if I have to pee or take a dump urgently, it ruins my fantasy..