Rajat: Don't you feel stupid when you buy bananas?
Me: Are you retarded?
Rajat: Well because then it's like...are you a monkey?

-The downside of buying fruit with Rajat, [un]fortunately my cousin bro... does it run in the family??

Me.The Bouncee!!

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=bouncer

One entry found for bouncer.
Main Entry: bounc·er Pronunciation: 'baun(t)-s&rFunction: noun: one that bounces; especially : a person employed to restrain or eject disorderly persons


just in case you're wondering why i posted this.. i got 'hakall'ed outta BnC last night cos i was wearing sandals..
well..i wasn''t exactly 'hakall'ed.. i was denied entry cos the 'Club Rules Apply' and apparently those club rules state that one can't wear sandals n try to walk in.. never mind that those were 1500 reeboks.. not like i was wearing [Bata cheppulu]..beech!!! thats a first btw.. what part of [wanting to have liquor when u have sandals worn] goes against the [sanctity] of club rules i dont understand.. i hardly dance cos i suck at it... tried telling it to that bouncer but he just didnt wanna listen.. first it was the couple entry crap..fine.. i went with that n when i finally manage to get a date n try to get in.. THIS happens!!!
'They' have some grudge against me i tell u.. who [they] are.. i'm still trying to figure that part out..
I guess i'm just better off anti-social!!!

contentment


paratas, greased

onions, pickled

chicken, do-pyaza-ed.

the self,defeated.



burp !

I came up with a morning ritual today that I HAVE to blog about . I call it 'the Terminator.' First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the moltenmetalguy from the second movie, not the chick in the third one because that one sucked, and I start to hum the Terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if I have to pee or take a dump urgently, it ruins my fantasy..

Top5 cartoon characters who might be Gay!!!

We've all watched cartoons at one time or another. When i was a kid, i used to watch a lot of 'em back then..i thought their homosexual traits to be really funny n cool and didn't think anything of them. Now when i look back i wonder how i could have missed it. . The way they talked and dressed made it obvious that they liked to smoke pole or munch rug, and we missed it. Now i watch these shows closer than i ever have before..looking for signs to confirm my suspicions. . I believe that the following characters weren't intended to be gay but somehow the cartoonists' inner selves reflected upon their creations..
5. Snagglepuss (The Yogi Bear Show)
First off..have you ever heard this character speak? He sounds like he should be a cast member on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. All he wears are cufflinks and a bowtie, and, oh yeah, he's pink. He has one of the gayest catchphrases out there, "Heavens to Mergatroid"[ or something lathat]. What the hell does that mean? Is that what he yells during intercourse? He is also always being chased by a man carrying a long shaft like object, which may or may not be a gun, and enjoying it way too much.
4. Vanity Smurf (The Smurfs)
Vain to the extreme. Not only is he effeminate but he wears a flower in his hat. His voice makes it easy to judge him. Never without his hand mirror, Vanity is a true diva. Who is the fairest one of them all? Smurfette? Bitch Please. You're beautiful, Vanity Smurf, no matter what they say.[ Smurfs weren't on when i was a kid.. but my cousins watch it now, so i happened to catch an episode once].
3. Velma (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?)
Have you ever noticed that Velma is always sitting next to Daphne in the Mystery Machine. She has no sense of fashion because she is always wearing a turtle neck sweater with a skirt and knee high socks... sports a butch hair cut and broad shoulders. Most of all, has never ever tried to bribe Shaggy into poking her using her vast supply of Scooby Snacks.
2. He-Man/Prince Adam (He-Man and the Masters of the Universe)
I realize that Vh1 touched on this, but they didn't go into enough detail to make their case. First of all Prince of Eternia Adam (sounds like a gay bar) wore a pink vest and PURPLE TIGHTS! He only wore a loin cloth when he turned into He-Man. That should be evidence enough right there. I didn't even have to mention his extremely queer haircut. Also, all of his power comes from his "sword". Okay so I used to play around with his toy figure. Don't judge me. I was a kid back then.and the gayest of 'em all..
5. Bugs Bunny (Loony Toons)
Remember when we used to think Bugs Bunny was attractive when he dressed up as a girl bunny?That was when i didnt know abt cross dressers. What we didn't think about, or at least I didn't, was why was Bugs Bunny dressed in drag? Why does he always kiss Elmer Fudd on the mouth? Why does he fondle Elmer's ass before he kicks it? Why is he always singing show tunes? Why is he always sticking cylindrical objects into his mouth? Yes, I remember him drooling over Lola Bunny in Space Jam, but I just think he was trying to impress Michael Jordan.

..was generally discussing with a [girl] friend about women's rights n stuff n she suddenly started off about how women supposedly are the stronger sex.. cos they have the power of Deliverance n shit.. delivering babies that is.. She thought she was on a rolll.. Apparently babies come out of a hole the size of a nostril. and she was prepared to fultu- rant off on the topic but she just stopped and put the weirdest look on her face when i said.." So u can snort off really big booger babies.. BIG DEAL" !!!! lol..i'm such the g-d'ed fucker!!! callme chauvinistic.. or just call me!!! :p

"There is nothing equal to the love between a man and a woman...unless you count the love between a man and a woman's parts." - ME