Wednesday, November 29, 2006

There is some food in my oven [not a metaphor, I'm cooking dinner] The timer is set for twenty minutes.. trying to make pizza... trying to get the hang of this oven thingy process.


Okay I am going to blog until dinner.
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[Note: At this point, i browsed the internet for seventeen minutes]

I was just on some other blogs. you know.. Nobody ain't missing out on much. There are some Youtube videos, a few links to some stupid articles and wait.. whats this.. oh.. nah.. its just MONKEYSHIT.

The blogosphere is a pretty low-latitude sphere, residing near the crust of the earth. It is between the nerdosphere... and the dickosphere. Before the word "blogosphere" was invented, they actually used to call it "The Nerd-Dick Region.

"I guess quittin' blogging is not so bad an idea..

Ka-Ching!!



Friday, November 10, 2006

Three Blind Mice



See how they run.

Goddamn scientists messin' up our nursery rhymes now. What next? They'll figure out how to put Humpty Dumpty back together again?